COLE!!!

Our favorite light man- Cole is offbeat and quirky, and well- we love him so much he now has his own page!

Name: Cole Gursky

Birthday: April 21, 1982

position: Light operator, "The Light Man"

Quote: "Tough titty, said the kitty."

Lived: Witherbee, NY & Tallahassee, FL

Favorite Touring Experience: In Denver- after the show when I fell off the stage and ripped not only my pants wide open, but my underwear as well.

Inspiration: The furthering of my own amusement.

Favorite color other than black: blue

Previous Projects: The last project I worked on was a dissection back in high school. I got a B+.

Favorite Video Games : DBZ III, Halo 2, Civilization 3, Rumble Roses, Silent Hill (1-3).

Favorite TV Shows: Sealab 2021, Venture Brothers, ATHF, Family Guy, Jackass, CSI, Law & Order.

Likes: Old cars, cheep hooch, fire, the road less traveled, upsetting Jessica, making out with super hotties, political incorrectness, toilet humor, falling from high places, Indian food, strobe lights, working out, "keeping it real", Offspring, rare coins, games of chance, pagans, grabber claw games, Jolt Cola, & strippers.

Dislikes: Tomatoes (but I do like Ketchup), small dogs, small hands, guns, small dogs with small guns in their small hands, gin (it tastes like pine-sol), soylent green (tastes like people), people with a chip on their shoulder, green or red peppers, Christian fanaticism, anyone who goes out of their way to make someone else's life harder- they suck.

Measurements: It gets the job done.